Okay, so Saturday night was pretty awesome. At around 7, I went and picked up Pam and brought her home with me. We hung out for a while at my house, playing the Wii, swimming around and watching music videos. At around 10, Pam said "Dude, we should totally go to a sex store", and I was all "Dude, we totally should!". So, I told my mom we were going out to go bowling at a random bowling alley(I had to pick up my brother at midnight, so it was an excuse of wasting time) and she just waved me away and said drive safe. I never thought I'd be let out so easy! So, as we were going there, Pam and I were wondering if the age was 18 or 21 for entering sex shops, so I decided to call Ambrr for her opinion. And then I asked if she wanted to come along and she said sure.

So, the first store we hit up was the Adult Superstore on Tropicana, down the road from the Orlenes. There were a shitload of skeezy old men sitting in their cars in the parking lot which freaked us the fuck out. Especially Ambrr. She was backing out on us! She didn't want to go in until me and Pam went in. So, after about 10 minutes of debate, we decided to hit up another store about a quarter of a mile up the road, called Deja Vu Adult Imporiem. For some reason, the vibe in this store was much more comfortable. People were entering the store as couples, and there were a ton more women in this store than the last. So, we walked right in. Oh, before we went in, Ambrr said the neon lights on the outside made it more classier. HAH! Neon is classy. Win.

So, first thing in the store, we're carded, because we all look very underage. After the cashier checks us, we start roaming the store for goodies. They had tittie paper plates, plastic penis utensils, dildos that would scare even the most expert of porn stars, and more movies than even the perviest man would have. It was fun as fuck. I ended up buying a vibrator so we wouldnt seem like we were solicitating. Weird, huh? I IMed Ambrr today and she thought I was going to tell her about the vibrator. Man, one track mind we have here.

After the adult store, we were going to walk around the Orlenes until we saw nessessary (At this point it was midnight, and my brother saId his bus was coming at 1:30, so I got some time left in the end.) but Ambrr lost us for a while, and she decided to go home when she finally found us. She had work the next morning, so I don't blame her. Me and Pam decided to head back to our area of town to find some late night eats (Taco Bell). Her mom texts her on the way and says she wants her home, and we were afraid she was going to come home and find Pam not there, so I got her take-out and took her home at 12:50. Her mom ended up coming home at 4am. Hot damn!

So, that was a fun night. I busted my toe right before we went swimming because I tripped over the doggie fence. It wasn't fun, and my toe may be broken. But there is nothing to do for a broken toe, so oh well...

I has another funny Youtube video, for those who actually care. Its "Spanish for your nanny", which was a spoof on those rich-bitch white SoCal women who hire Mexican nannies. Its hilarious, just watch.